Tactical Green Weenie - Bottle Opener

Because the Suck Doesn’t End at 1700

When the mission’s over and the pain is still fresh, crack open a cold one with the only tool that truly understands your struggle, 6 inches of green goodness — the Tactical Green Weenie Bottle Opener.

Built tough and shaped like the infamous military mascot of misfortune, this beast is part gag, part gear, and 100% accurate. Whether you’ve been voluntold, caught in the endless suck, or hit with the Friday afternoon tasker, the Green Weenie’s got your back… now with bottle-opening capabilities to help you laugh through the pain as The Green Weenie Strikes Again.