OPSEC CARD

Meet Cyber Jeff—the digital guardian no one asked for, but every unit ends up with. This coin is a full-send tribute to the fight for OPSEC in the age of TikTok and unsecured Wi-Fi. Featuring Cyber Jeff in all his pixelated glory, flanked by the nostalgic boxing bots, a purple dragon (don’t ask), and enough chaos to make your S-6 cry.

It’s loud, it’s weird, and it slaps harder than a COMSEC violation. A must-have for every warfighter who's ever facepalmed over a barracks snap or briefed "Don't Post Locations" for the hundredth time.