Mini Green Weenie - Key Chain

Pocket-Sized Suffering, Always On Hand

It’s small, it’s green, and it’s here to remind you that no matter where you go, the suck follows. Introducing the Mini Green Weenie Keychain — a bite-sized tribute to every smoke session, last-minute change, and “hurry up and wait” moment the military can throw at you.

Designed to look like the infamous Tactical Green Weenie Bottle Opener — this keychain version lets you carry your pain (and pride) wherever duty drags you.

Size doesn't matter here; make a statement with this on your keychain!