Green Weenie

Served Hot, Whether You Like It or Not

You didn’t ask for it. You didn’t want it. But here it comes anyway — the legendary Green Weenie, in all its sarcastic, soul-crushing glory.

This ain’t your average challenge coin. Shaped like a hotdog, complete with a sinister green tint and a wicked grin, the Green Weenie Challenge Coin is the ultimate symbol of every “character-building” moment you never signed up for — from getting voluntold, to last-minute weekend duty, to surprise field ops and that beautiful paperwork that always seems to multiply.