Crayon Eater Speakers

Bring the barracks joke to life with the Crayon Eater Speaker—a Bluetooth speaker built tough, loud, and unapologetically inspired by everyone's favorite inside joke. Shaped like an oversized crayon, this speaker isn’t just for laughs—it delivers crisp sound, booming bass, and hours of wireless playtime. Whether it’s blasting tunes at a field party or posted up on your desk, the Crayon Eater Speaker is made to turn heads, crack smiles, and crank volume.