Aviation Crayon Bottle Opener

For the Wings and the War Crayons.

High-speed, low-drag, and probably colored outside the lines — the Aviation Crayon Bottle Opener is built for the rotorheads, fixed-wing fanatics, and anyone who’s ever said “roger” over a headset with crayon dust still on their gloves.

Whether you’re crew chief, pilot, maintainer, or just a fan of fast movers and faster sarcasm, this coin flies higher than your ASVAB waiver ever could.